I hate the way you do that
you’re a genre I struggle with,
you’re a giant magnet for mediocrity
and so obnoxiously,
But gritting my teeth,
I try to endure the absurdities
with maturity and good humour,
you say adorable things like,
this asthma medicine may cause asthma and death.
you completely wooed me…
while I was nobly quelling an uncharacteristic urge to punch my stress doll in the
face, heart, conscience
(wait, is that even a thing? note to self, if it is, I need one. Poetic license only goes so far…)
some of the most beautiful words I had heard in hours
honeyed their way from the speakers into my parched ears.
There’s going to be a new Lego movie.
Out in February.
I hate the way you do that…