Quote challenge 2

So once again, I am not good at following rules, and I am not sure why there are any with these things, but anyway, I have decided I will try to stick with the three days.

My head could easily explode actually, trying to think of all of the things I have read and really loved. And then enter WordPress…I am flabbergasted at all of the wonderful things I have read on here – a lot of those gorgeous things from the artist who challenged me for this, actually, Erroneous Choices

But today, for all kinds of reasons, comic relief seemed to jump around in my mind.

A few years ago, I found this book I was planning to give to a friend. Turns out, the friend who received it was myself. ha! But it is called, ‘The Snark Handbook – Insult Edition’. Some of it is really funny. Some of it, really not.

I will begin with the poignant quotes on the back, about the author, Lawrence Dorfman:

“He knows so little and knows it so fluently” – by someone I have never heard of

“Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid” – some Heinrich Heine guy (I told you I am bad with names).

But from the book itself, these are a few gems that have stuck out, that no doubt, I will be yelling out, accompanied by profanities, during my golden years of senility –

“He has depth but only on the surface”.

“The only thing that deprives her of the final word is an echo”.

“Why don’t we both go somewhere where we both can be alone?”

“Let’s play horse – I’ll be the head and you be yourself”.

“Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch”.Β  (Stewie from Family Guy).


I am not sure how to sign off after that last piece of gold, other than to say, you are welcome! LOL. Peace, love, and perspective, Everyone ❀


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  1. Reply

    Ha ha. Awesome. Snark…. my favorite four letter… wait… *counts on his fingers*

    Dammit. There goes my whole reply.

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  2. Reply

    I loved your pieces comic relief, and my fav’ line is definitely a stand out.
    “β€œThe only thing that deprives her of the final word is an echo”.

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    This was wonderful.
    You have much more courage than I do dear friend.
    You and I could place these along side many people we know, well at least one person. πŸ€ͺ
    Love you for any of this ❀️

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    1. Reply

      I’m so glad you think so. Lol.
      And I’m not sure about that, I’m afraid of heights πŸ™‚

      There are times when the inner clown is right, I mean, we can take ourselves way too seriously at times. And let’s face it, humans ARE funny. Or any other similar word you might want to substitute 😱

      Awww πŸ’•

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hi. friendly banter is always welcome.

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